by Soozy Magoozy March 07, 2009
When a man puts his balls in a girls mouth and has her place them, with her tongue, on each side of her mouth, so her cheeks puff up like a squirrel.
Marcus: Hey Marissa, lemme give you a Squirrel face
Marissa: Sure how do you do it?
Marcus: Open wide and you'll see...
Marissa: Sure how do you do it?
Marcus: Open wide and you'll see...
by Josh Weiss March 08, 2012
Someone who is drunk to the point of vomiting, but still has the sense to try to keep it in, thereby mouth vomiting chunks of food and bile that are now caught in the space between their cheek and gum. Recognizable signs of someone suffering from this condition are extreme perspiration, a look of intense worry, constant swallowing, and occasional burping. Slurred words often occur as well as diminished coordination.
"Dave was looking pretty squirrel faced right before he blew chunks all over Shannon."
"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."
"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."
"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."
"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."
by VoodooSplat February 04, 2010
1. A woman with a huge ugly face, resembling that of a squirrel with nuts in its cheeks
2. Hitting someone with the face of a squirrel
2. Hitting someone with the face of a squirrel
by Dapizzimp February 26, 2007
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