squeeze the charmin

to take a dump or shit.

After I eat this chli I will need to squeeze the charmin.

by Mr. Whipple March 29, 2006

squeeze the charmin

1. A stealth Grope Hug in which one person squeezes anothers butt cheek ,usually in the connotation of foreplay with married couples, or lust with singles.

Jane: Look at that body builder Mary!
Mary: Oh wow. Wish i could 'squeeze the charmin' on him!

by Dragonman September 1, 2008