spunk bubble

The literal definition for "Spunk Bubble" is the tip of the condom that's sole purpose is to block and trap semen. If you were to call someone a "Spunk Bubble", you would be infering that the person is in the way and needs to get the fuck out of the way. True "Spunk Bubble" people are oblivious to the fact that they are wasting everyones time or getting in everyones way.

1. That fucking Spunk Bubble is only doing 45 mph on the freeway.

2. That Spunk Bubble Bitch has 47 items in the 10 items or less check-out line.

spunk bubble by Construction Guy August 9, 2009

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Spunk bubble

A definition of a young man who sees himself as being superior to those of older rank. It refers to the young male as someone who was a mere bubble of ejeculate when older, superior males were forging their way in the world. It is a term of derision and resentment upon the youth of today, who see going to the toilet and eating as their sole achievements in life.

‘So, you think that you know it all! When I was fighting in the army you were nothing more than a spunk bubble, you worthless, drug-crazed , chromium-plated retard!’

Spunk bubble by Colonel Barnaby January 23, 2023