A guy who likes sports but not vowels. This guy LIVES for sports. sprts sprts sprts sprts, nothing but sprts.
1) Person 1: *receives text* - 'wnt 2 c wzrds nxt mnth?'
Person2: Who is it from?
Person3: ____, he's such a sprtsgy.

2) Alternative is an insult: Sprtsgy, for someone who calls themself sprtgy, I've never seen you speak about sports. You must be one of those lame people who think chess is a real sport or something and are national champion at it. No hate plz chess wizz.

Pronounced as it is read - sprtsgy. If you have difficulty, try saying 'sprouts' without the 'ou'.
by Zurkss February 25, 2011
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