Sproehnle 

A German-born surname given to those misfortunate souls who are forever doomed to have to correct everyone's mis-pronunciations from "Spronle" to "Spranley." Sproehnle's will most likely be given variations of their last names as nicknames since no one can say, nor spell the correct version.

"Is Jennifer Sproehnle present in class today?"
"Sproehnle is a difficult last name to have in kindergarten!"
"Do not marry a man who's last name is Sproehnle."

Sproehnle by Jennifer Sproehnle December 10, 2008

STROEHLEIN 

A massive individual who snorts when breathing and will pay any amount of money to feel appreciated by women.

CANDY- Who was that tub of lard dishing out all that money for ur lap dances
LACEY- I dont know just some stroehlein.

STROEHLEIN by JOE SAMUELS February 4, 2008

Sprochnoemario

The act of being shoved into a locker and/or tight space.

Spencer: "you won't believe what I did to that loser Robert the other day."
Noah: "what did you do this time?"
Spencer: "gave that dweeb the old Sprochnoemario!"

Sprochnoemario by Han solo#4221 October 12, 2025