Sproehnle

A German-born surname given to those misfortunate souls who are forever doomed to have to correct everyone's mis-pronunciations from "Spronle" to "Spranley." Sproehnle's will most likely be given variations of their last names as nicknames since no one can say, nor spell the correct version.

"Is Jennifer Sproehnle present in class today?"
"Sproehnle is a difficult last name to have in kindergarten!"
"Do not marry a man who's last name is Sproehnle."

Sproehnle by Jennifer Sproehnle December 10, 2008

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STROEHLEIN

A massive individual who snorts when breathing and will pay any amount of money to feel appreciated by women.

CANDY- Who was that tub of lard dishing out all that money for ur lap dances
LACEY- I dont know just some stroehlein.

STROEHLEIN by JOE SAMUELS February 4, 2008

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Sproehnle • Sprochnoemario • STROEHLEIN

Sprochnoemario

The act of being shoved into a locker and/or tight space.

Spencer: "you won't believe what I did to that loser Robert the other day."
Noah: "what did you do this time?"
Spencer: "gave that dweeb the old Sprochnoemario!"

Sprochnoemario by Han solo#4221 October 12, 2025

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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