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Sprendon 

a. A type of cereal, that no one particularly likes but is good for the brain. Usually, made up of broccoli and oats.

b. A liquid which is poured on garden plants or grass to make them more strong and healthy.
1. Person #1: Ew! Have you tasted that Sprendon?!
Person #2: Yeah, it's gross, but it sure is good for the brain!

2. Person #1: Oh my god! Have you used Sprendon on your lawn!?

Person #2: Yeah, it's Sprentastic!
Sprendon by UngahBungah March 19, 2009
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Spendonomics 

Spendonomics

The belief in the economic theory of Spendenomics in which you can SAVE money by SPENDING money or by BUYING things on sale that you don't need. Closely related to Mommieconomics.

I was using the theory of spendonomics when I bought the lawnmower on sale. Now I am uncertain which closet in my apartment I should store it in.
Spendonomics by Tomicus April 6, 2009

spendonitis 

The ailment that people, and especially women, suffer from around Christmas time that makes them want to wait in line for hours on end, buy unneeded items compulsively, and charge up their credit cards until they have to file for bankruptcy.
My wife spent $5000 on gifts on Black Friday. She's got an extreme case of spendonitis.
spendonitis by DYZ4035 February 27, 2012
The pairing of Brendon Urie and Spencer Smith of Panic! at the Disco. An alternative to Brencer.
Person 1: Out of all the Panic! fandoms, I ship Spendon
Person 2: It's not Spendon, you idiot! It's Brencer!!
Person 1: It's whatever I want it to be
Spendon by greendayfreak96 July 25, 2011

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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