Split The D

1. Originally a mathematics term for dividing the difference.

2. Considered to be a sports term for breaking through the defensive line. Commonly used in Hockey, Soccer, Football, & Lacrosse.

3. When used as a verb Splitting The D can act has add lib for relatively anything party or sexual related. Originally coined in the Western Pennsylvania / Pittsburgh Area in the local music scene.

"Did you see John? Hes completely passed out on the bathroom floor! Talk about Splitting The D"

"I'm incredibly sexually frustrated. I really need to Split The D"

by MrGoodBones September 8, 2012

split the dog

To masturbate violently

Sorry boss cant work tomorrow it gonna be a split the dog kinda day

by Sonny bertram February 13, 2019

Split The Dick

A term made by weirdos meaning "share the food"

Friend: "Split the dick"
Me: "Bitch I am not sharing my food with you"

by Soulful_Gingee March 11, 2016

split the difference

When ones g-string divides shit (or diarrhea) into two separate bodies.

I will never take off my favorite g-string. I will split the difference from now on.

by ideasnshit October 6, 2010

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass

Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”

by WonderBlox November 3, 2021

The Dirty Banana Split

Where the guy deep throats your dildo while you put cherries up his ass and fuck him with a frozen banana. Later he will take a shit seeing the cherries and banana.

He saw the after math in the toilet from the dirty banana split.

by dixandducks3151 June 22, 2021

The Great Desk Split of '18

The infamous event where Jamie was left all alone in his PORPER darkness.

Bro, you remember the great desk split of '18?

by DaoneandonlyJay October 18, 2018