Splashsoak

When one is both urinating and defecating simultaneously, once the toilet bowl is filled with urine and one releases their faeces, the urine that is then splashed onto the buttocks is the splashsoak.

"Dude, I just got so splashsoaked!"

by das010498 February 2, 2015

splashboard

The area of the lower back slightly above the buttocks where the male ejaculates on the female shortly after doggie-style sex. Usually the target of choice for cum tossing when the male is overly excited and needs to quickly pull out.

See also, tramp stamp.

I was fuckin' that bitch so hard, I shot all over her splashboard.

by sdbro8 December 29, 2007

splashcocking

The act of a member of your squad, by engaging in conversation that cock blocks them, and in return cock blocks the squad.

"Man, i was out with the fellas last night, and Pete and Alec were talking about abortions and Illuminati theories in front of the ladies, they really cock-blocked themselves, and in turn splashcocked the whole squad."

See Definition Splashcocking

by Squilled November 25, 2016