Sphinckies 

The game of wrestling/jousting likeness, typically played by two (usually male) competitors in where points are only scored by the near-insertion of one's digits into the anal sphincter of the opponent. A higher-stakes version of regular submission-based fighting, if you will.

Person 1: Your argument is a piece of crap, I'm right about this.
Person 2: Do you want to settle this with a round of Sphinckies?
Person 1: First to three. Prepare your anus.

Sphinckies by CozDaddy September 16, 2014

Sphinctish 

Term used to describe a particular language in which the speaker knows not of what he speaks. The act of spewing verbal shit out of your mouth or anus.

DJ: "I really feel like eating subway for dinner, the sandwiches there are so filling and delicious"

Fred: "DJ you are speaking fluent sphinctish right now, subway is awful."

Sphinctish by Jackson 5 9898 December 7, 2012

shinkies 

euphemism for the word "shit", used in every colloquial form that the word shit, or crap, is used. Generally not used to refer to actual merde.

Ah, shinkies, I left my keys. In there. With the monster. Crap.

shinkies by grim_jim_twilley September 1, 2010

Sphinctest 

When an anus is nearing a prolapsed state.

I reached my sphinctest yesterday before plopping the mightiest log in my life.

Sphinctest by Pit B. Stank, Esquire. April 20, 2019

Sphincles 

The mix between a Spinchter and the delicious topping of sprinkles.
Served on Ice Cream, Cereal, Dinner, Lunch.

Vendor: Hey would you like any toppings on your ice cream
Customer: Sure! Do you have any sphincles?
Vendor: Of Course!
Customer: Great ill have the chocolate ones.

Sphincles by -Urban=Creator- May 7, 2018