Speedo Torpedo
Speedo Torpedo by ErnieTheGreatest November 8, 2014
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Speedo torpedo
Speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a Speedo.
Stepanie said to Michelle, "Check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a Speedo torpedo. He makes me want to spew."
Speedo torpedo by TooSick4U July 15, 2007
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Speedo torpedo
To take a shit in a public swimming pool with intention of watching the chaos that ensues when the said shit is noticed.
Speedo torpedo by Rusty bullet buster January 4, 2026
Speedo torpedo
To take a shit in a public swimming pool with intention of watching the chaos that ensues when the said shit is noticed.
Speedo torpedo by Rusty bullet buster January 4, 2026
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