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spalooshie 

The act of performing a handjob while your partner is vomiting. Similar in principle to a blumpkin.
Sara: Oh my God, like, Ben was SO drunk last night, he like threw up while I was giving him a handjob!
Katie: EW GROSS I HATE SPALOOSHIES
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Meaning a worthless worker not worth his salt, someone you can't count on.
Someone who does just the bare minimum to keep his or her job.
No drive to do a good job.
Someone not wanting to go the extra mile to do what is right.
I can't believe that spamoke is still on the same project.

That spamoke is never on time.

Thank goodness that spamoke got fired.
That spamoke is on the phone again.
Hey spamoke I thought I told you to unload that truck.
Spamoke by Esuth November 27, 2013
Hey, let's go to Jack's Spalon!
Spalon by SkitMaster December 28, 2014
A car that follows you in the parking lot hoping to get your space. Most usually at Wal-Mart, but also happens at upper class joints.
Him: Don't look back, man - we've got a spalker behind us!

Her: Shut up and take these bags so I can get the keys out of my purse.
spalker by JRob August 22, 2005

Spalonkathunk 

An "ebonic" phrase meaning an extremely large buttocks that pertrudes out of the pants. This can be found in clubs or some street areas.
Dude look at that Spalonkathunk!!!
Spalonkathunk by Kyle Smeer July 29, 2008

sploking 

To exlplore an area and smoke pot simultaneously
"Hey Alex, Jon and I are going sploking in the woods later! Wanna join?!"
sploking by Chris Bianchi March 6, 2008
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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