Spalok

noun. - pron. spa-löhk - A palok who is smart. The Spalok might be street smart or have a sharp brain, but is still uneducated, dresses ugly and reeks of terrible body odour. E.g. fish sellers in tram depot bazaar.

Mondol has earned money in his lifetime but still has no class or culture. He is a Spalok.

by romanhanuman July 14, 2023

spalooshie

The act of performing a handjob while your partner is vomiting. Similar in principle to a blumpkin.

Sara: Oh my God, like, Ben was SO drunk last night, he like threw up while I was giving him a handjob!
Katie: EW GROSS I HATE SPALOOSHIES

by thedanceofstvincent April 3, 2015

Spamoke

Meaning a worthless worker not worth his salt, someone you can't count on.
Someone who does just the bare minimum to keep his or her job.
No drive to do a good job.
Someone not wanting to go the extra mile to do what is right.

I can't believe that spamoke is still on the same project.

That spamoke is never on time.

Thank goodness that spamoke got fired.
That spamoke is on the phone again.
Hey spamoke I thought I told you to unload that truck.

by Esuth November 27, 2013

Spalon

Salon and Spa in one word.

Hey, let's go to Jack's Spalon!

by SkitMaster December 28, 2014

spalker

A car that follows you in the parking lot hoping to get your space. Most usually at Wal-Mart, but also happens at upper class joints.

Him: Don't look back, man - we've got a spalker behind us!

Her: Shut up and take these bags so I can get the keys out of my purse.

by JRob August 22, 2005

Spalonkathunk

An "ebonic" phrase meaning an extremely large buttocks that pertrudes out of the pants. This can be found in clubs or some street areas.

Dude look at that Spalonkathunk!!!

by Kyle Smeer July 29, 2008

sploking

To exlplore an area and smoke pot simultaneously

"Hey Alex, Jon and I are going sploking in the woods later! Wanna join?!"

by Chris Bianchi March 6, 2008