Spacekees 

1. An unusually absent minded person who often misinterprets social situations and sarcasm in humorous ways.
2. A person who fails to see cause and effect, causing humorous or obvious conclusions to be concluded.
3. A person who is or seems to be a catalyst for strange events. When around a type 3 Spacekees strange events take place, either as a direct result of the presence, or just by pure coincidence.
4. A person who can be occupied with (seemingly) unimportant and/or trivial objects.

The origin of the word "Spacekees", arguably, comes from Dutch 'stoner' circles, where the words "spacend" and "kees" were appended. Spacend meaning 'seemingly unreal' or 'mind blowing', and Kees being a stereotypical Dutch name (which is nowadays often used in humorous context).

Nowadays the use of the word has spread to other circles, which do not necessarily need a connection to mind-altering drugs. Now and then it is just shortened to "Kees" in very clear contexts.

<A CD is placed on a table while Spacekees isn't looking>
Damn, a CD, appearing from thin air! Awesome!

Spacekees by Spacekees January 8, 2009

Spackers Say No 

A fictional TV show that causes much ammusement in the playground.

Kid 1 - Did you watch Spackers Say No last night?
Kid 2 - No.
Kid 1 - Hahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!! You spacker!

Spackers Say No by Lugs-o July 30, 2005

SpaceJesus 

The legendary master of posistion has never lost a one to one battle, he would smash you and youre mom in the bedroom and in a battle, even if you have the power of all gods and eternal beings youre fucked if he says: i have the highground.

General Grevius: im going to kill you and add my ligthsaber to my collektion.
SpaceJesus/Obi Wan Kenobi: no I AM gonna take youre legs and arms like that bitch anakin becouse i have the mutherfucking highground

SpaceJesus by notaCHILDPREDATOR84 May 31, 2021

Spackcess 

(Disabled Access)

The extraneous appartus commonly designated to the burdensome handicapped.

Often ugly, obtrusive and surplus to requirements. Much like the spackcess.

These cumbersome, invasive mong mobilisers have infested public buildings such as library's, swimming baths, hospitals and schools.

'Predictably, the newly installed spackcess lift at the bingo hall has failed to decrease the volume of spack droppings that the caretaker must bleach and steam out of the carpets on a daily basis'.

OR

'Ironically, the access to the spackcess was compromised by a cloying lagoon of spack gravy. Creating a lethal skid pan for the able bodied bingo players'.

Spackcess by Herbie Dongsporran October 12, 2021

spankees 

tiny shorts you would wear under a uniform/cheerleading outfit, only more stretchy and see through

i saw that girls ass in spankees while she was stretching in her cheerleading outfit!

spankees by hitt that April 23, 2005

SpaceLee 

Alien MC from out of this world. This nigga is frosted flakes("Grrrrrrreat"). He is the Ricochetic and Jumpadelic Android Supa Hybrid Bruce Lee of the Intergalactic Rap Alliance aka the SpaceMob.

That nigga SpaceLee is frosted flakes ("Grrrrrrreat")!!!

SpaceLee by SpcLee spacelee September 16, 2013

spankees 

to spank someone on the naked ass with an erect penis.

"He gave his new girlfriend so many spankees that her ass cheek was bright red"

spankees by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009