space captain

A song originally performed by Joe Cocker and covered by bands such as The Black Crows and Herbie Hancock.

OR

The sort of person who makes comments that are wildly off topic or who's behavior indicates that they are paying attention to life only about 1% of the time.

"I just watched the vid of the Black Crows playing 'Space Captain' live in SanFran in 2005 and it was wicked awesome!"

OR

Person 1: "Did you hear about how Julia caught the microwave on fire by microwaving her food in foil?"

Person 2: "Yeah, she's really space captain."

by Mr. Fosi September 22, 2010

Captain Space boy

Captain space boy is the hottest most fine character in OMORI when I tell you that man is so fucking hot you better fucking believe me

Person A : Isn't Captain Space boy the best?
Person B: indeed he is

by Starblood June 19, 2021

space gunner captain

mainly the most awesome thing in the world but more frequently known as tom.

yo did you go to space like my boi tom?!?!? hes a space gunner captain bro

by bomb236669 November 27, 2018