Soybenian

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The species of soy boys but worse. Typically frail, geeky, and egotistic. Also real assholes and dicks to people they have known for a while and abuse them.

OMG. Jonah Gentleman from Las Vegas, Nevada is such a soyboy. He might be even considered as a soybenian.

Soybenian by I hate Jonah Gentleman October 21, 2018

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Soybering

When those of the soy persuasion perform acts of online cyber sexual roleplay (cybering). Usually involves fetishizing being a victim, skinny jeans, extremely detailed/delusional self-descriptions, being cucked by strangers, monologuing.

"I was trying to cyber with that dude who wears eye-liner to the gym, but he kept soybering about how we could make things work, even if I took a black lover."

Soybering by Larry The Unstable Guy January 26, 2021

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Soybean

A 10/10 nickname, 100% would recommend a calling you friend Soybean.

"Heyo Tod! Your new name is Soybean!"
"Jake what the fuck."

Soybean by Soybean Studios October 30, 2020

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partially hydrogenated soybean oil

The most scariest, worst thing in the world, most often found in foods

"Ahh watch out... that may contain partially hydrogenated soybean oil!"

partially hydrogenated soybean oil by Dana November 4, 2004

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soybean

A legume that grows above ground, even in Indiana.

soybean by Ed A. Mame November 4, 2003

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sexual soybean

A promiscuous soy bean.

That is one sexual soybean

sexual soybean by thatonesinger July 10, 2017

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Syberian Doorknocker

The act of inserting icecubes in ones partners anus then having anal sex. The icecubes are for pleasuring both partners. The ice is supposed to numb the anus for the receiver making it more comfortable and less painful.

I first heard it on the Bubba The Love Sponge Show.

Marsha: Greg told me he wanted anal sex again, and I told him no because it hurt the last time.

Jan: Well what did do?

Marsha: He suggested putting icecubes in my..... poop-shoot! He called it a Syberian Doorknocker!

Jan: Well did ya'll do it?

Marsha: Fuck yeah. I had an assgasm and I was numb all inside.

Syberian Doorknocker by WTXFTE March 19, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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