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The species of soy boys but worse. Typically frail, geeky, and egotistic. Also real assholes and dicks to people they have known for a while and abuse them.
OMG. Jonah Gentleman from Las Vegas, Nevada is such a soyboy. He might be even considered as a soybenian.
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Soybering 

When those of the soy persuasion perform acts of online cyber sexual roleplay (cybering). Usually involves fetishizing being a victim, skinny jeans, extremely detailed/delusional self-descriptions, being cucked by strangers, monologuing.
"I was trying to cyber with that dude who wears eye-liner to the gym, but he kept soybering about how we could make things work, even if I took a black lover."
Soybering by Larry The Unstable Guy January 26, 2021
A 10/10 nickname, 100% would recommend a calling you friend Soybean.
"Heyo Tod! Your new name is Soybean!"
"Jake what the fuck."
Soybean by Soybean Studios October 30, 2020

partially hydrogenated soybean oil 

The most scariest, worst thing in the world, most often found in foods
"Ahh watch out... that may contain partially hydrogenated soybean oil!"
A legume that grows above ground, even in Indiana.
soybean by Ed A. Mame November 4, 2003

sexual soybean 

sexual soybean by thatonesinger July 10, 2017

Syberian Doorknocker 

The act of inserting icecubes in ones partners anus then having anal sex. The icecubes are for pleasuring both partners. The ice is supposed to numb the anus for the receiver making it more comfortable and less painful.

I first heard it on the Bubba The Love Sponge Show.
Marsha: Greg told me he wanted anal sex again, and I told him no because it hurt the last time.

Jan: Well what did do?

Marsha: He suggested putting icecubes in my..... poop-shoot! He called it a Syberian Doorknocker!

Jan: Well did ya'll do it?

Marsha: Fuck yeah. I had an assgasm and I was numb all inside.
Syberian Doorknocker by WTXFTE March 19, 2010
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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