A city the second you step in, you want to leave. Don’t live, shop, or even go to uni here. You will want to die. Also most dangerous city in Hampshire. The civilians in Southampton are inbred, crackheads or gays. all 3 sometimes.. The schools are shit too. Don’t ever come here. It could be the biggest regret of your life.
person 1: “hey yk southampton?”
person 2: “the city full of inbred wankers?”
person 1: “Yeah!”
by soton menace November 22, 2021
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A term to describe the worst player to ever meet the football club Southampton FC - Mathew Davies.

Mathew "the mong" Davies played for Southampton FC from Jun 1998 - May 2005.
He captained the team to many losses and was let go due to his shit performance
He now is a deputy head teacher at Kennet School
Damn, you have been playing like the Southampton reject (Mathew Davies). Up your game yo or I will throw hands.
by Hwk2 July 6, 2022
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