Sophmitty 

1. Becoming physically ill from someone expressing ignorance.

2. Ill due to not being impressed by someones presenting know it all qualities.

"Wow he is so ignorant, I'm feeling really sophmitty from him saying that polar bears only have fur in the spring".

"I just vommited because I felt so sophmitty when you implied you have ultimate knowledge of raising cabbage beds".

Sophmitty by surfpuddles May 4, 2010

Shmitty 

Shmitty Is a Gaming YouTube channel who makes Roblox videos, he started in 2017 and still makes videos to date. He is also known for video game development on Roblox, most people dislike him.

Hey did you watch Shmitty's new video?
No, I haven't got a chance yet.

Shmitty by Lucky Matt October 22, 2019

Schmitty 

1. noun - A hypothetical person who is always a bit cooler than everyone, has more stuff than you, is better in every way.

2. verb - Doing something a little beer than someone else, or buying a better version of something.

1.
"Schmitty has one of those."
"She's not as hot as Schmitty's girlfriend."
"The world record is 23 chicken legs, but Schmitty ate 24."
"Schmitty's car is a little faster."

2.
"I bought a new tv that's an inch bigger than yours. I schmitty'd you."
"Everytime I get something new for my boat, Joe has to go and buy something a little bit better just to schmitty me."

Schmitty by earlsgarage May 6, 2006

Schmitty 

A GIRL WHO THINKS THERES NO GRAVITY AND THINKS THE WORLD IS FLAT

I feel like schmitty sometimes

Schmitty by Colour May 31, 2016

Dirty Schmitty 

When you get so Schmitfaced and you're wasted and ready to fuck but you pass out with your dick in your hand and ramen noodles in the microwave.

He got drunk as fuck again and pulled another Dirty Schmitty

Dirty Schmitty by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019

schmitty 

Noun(n.)- a name to call someone who has been owned, insulted, or publicly humiliated; a term for someone who thinks they're cool when they're really a tool;

(var.) shlumpshlack schmiity- a schmitty who is also an old, wrinkly person.

Somebody comes to a Halloween party dressed as the CEO of a multi-national corporation. That person is a schmitty for dressing as a CEO to a freaking Halloween party.

schmitty by jolly midgets inc. October 28, 2011

Schmitty 

That guy that usually shows up at a party with a couple of six packs in his hands, probably wearing gym shorts, a t shirt, and his hat backwards. He is the epitome of cool and everyone usually shouts his name when he walks into a place.

random party goer- "Who is at the door?"
Man kicks open the door holding a six pack in each hand
Crowd- "Schmitty!!!!!"

Schmitty by schmitty15 August 29, 2010