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Sonic Poo 

This is an event that occurs when a shit has brewed under the extreme pressure of last night’s streak and you’re now sitting on the commode ready to unload. At this moment, the gas escapes as such a velocity that you no longer have the sphincter strength to stop this hell from escaping. Usually it starts with a quick clap, followed by gigantic explosion that breaks the sound barrier, then ends with a dry-to-wet sputtering that let leads to feces in any state of matter to then rely on gravity to make a splash. It should also be pointed out that the explosion has a specific echo that is purely unique to this event. And, you ALL know what I mean.
I just had the most epic sonic poo of my life. The pressure was immense and I may be deaf now.
Sonic Poo by Bobby the Bug Man January 27, 2022
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sonic poon 

Multiple Queefs, one after another. At least 4 in a row are needed. Similar to a Sonic Boom, although if equal in loudness it's suggested the women seeks medical attention.
i) What the hell was that sound last night?

I reached Sonic Poon with some bar skank I picked up
sonic poon by The Spike Returns March 10, 2009
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