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someone who quotes song lyrics as their facebook status. Some people will respond with additional lyrics and others will not know it's a song and respond inappropriately.
Taylor: That party last night was awfully crazy i wish we taped it

Joe: I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked

Mary: Yah right, in your dreams your dreams

Joe: Get with it Mary, I was just trying to sing along.

"Don't let Marty's status confuse you, he's a songbooker"
by MBRF February 08, 2010
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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