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socketipitis 

A condition in which your eyes feel like they are going to fall out of your head after heavy use on the computer.
Having played computer all day with hardly no breaks by the end of the day I had socketipitis
socketipitis by midnight007 April 8, 2008

sockitis 

Sockitis: Usually happens when hanging around the strand road area of Baldoyle with one or more Healys(Dick)

1 he`s wanking in his socks again on the strand looking in o`conners window, sick bastard
2 He tried to get up on SOC but she wouldnt let him so he wankds in his sock instead
sockitis by ha ha healy March 29, 2009

sockaritis of the blowhole 

When your diarrhea flows down your legs and fills up your socks.
Sorry I missed the meeting. I had a bad case of sockaritis of the blowhole.