Sobkou 

Sobkou is more frequently referred to as a whiner of an online game that has received a little heat from his actions (perhaps being kicked from a certain group) and decided to join a bigger group and cry for retribution.

In most cases, the larger group has more sense to feed this whiny troll, but there are instances when a groups' leadership fails to perform and get sucked into asking for reparations of some kind even if it is not in the group's best interest or unnecessary hassle.

Imperial #1 - "That Sobkou.. did he really just join TSO and try to get us killed?"

Imperial #2 - "Yea looks like it. It's pretty lulz he can't fight his own battles"

Sobkou by Kyvrokz September 29, 2009

Sobkou 

The heir to the throne of the Empire in the browser game Pardus. Rumor has it he is in league with the hipdogs of LCN. Known Alias: TIE (The Imperial Empire)

Wanted by the Union and the Federation for manslaughter, conspiracy, treason, murder, assassination, possession of narcotics, arson, sabotage, possession of slaves, attempted suicide, disturbing the peace, and corruption.

However, there are no witnesses to any of these charges.

(Messenger): ALL HAIL SOBKOU!
(Crowd:) ALL HAIL SOBKOU
(Person 1:) Hey, isn't he that guy that's running illegals with LCN?
(Person 2:) Yes, I think it is!
(Person 1:) There is a big bounty on his head courtesy of the Union and the Federation!
(Person 2:) YEAH! Let's go g-
**Sound of sniper rifle**

Sobkou by Person-3 July 2, 2009

sokkou 

A bonehead move.
The complete wrong thing to do under the circumstances.

Man dont pull a Sokkou, god your dumb.

sokkou by Mimesis July 25, 2006

Sokoudjou 

The Sokoudjou is the act of receiving a hand job while giving yourself a blow job at the same time.

*Those kids from North Beach are always giving each other a Sokoudjou.

Sokoudjou by Bdaddy003 February 2, 2009

sobko 

A term used for a young male in his 20's who is extremely smart and attractive.

"As I sat in class, I admired the sobko sitting in the front row as he read his answer aloud."

sobko by maddie maddie September 5, 2006

sobkowiak 

a male who is extremely nice and very sexy.

"Look at that sobkowiak buying those flowers."

sobkowiak by maddie maddie September 17, 2008

sobcount 

One's sobcount represents the number of different people they have had sexual intercourse with. (oral sex does not count.) Asking someone their sobcount is a sneaky way to ask someone how many partners they have had, without it being too awkward. When sharing one's sobcount with others, one is not obliged to give details regarding who or when the numbers represent. It is purely a raw number.

Rob: so what's your sobcount these days?
Becca: 23
Rob: you fucking tramp!Joe: dude, what's your sobcount?

Paul: fourteen, you?
Joe: well i was trying to keep it in the single digits 'till sophomore year, but after that party friday night, i'm up to twelve.

Mary: You should totally get with Paul!
Suzy: Yeah, I mean, I am trying to raise my sobcount.

sobcount by squeals October 19, 2008