Sneakajack

The action of covertly masturbating with others around. Most commonly perpetrated by individuals taking part in a point based masturbation game. The more unaware individuals around when sneakajacking the more points received by the sneakajacker.

"The secret service failed to thwart my sneakajack while I was sitting inside the podium while the president gave his last speech about the war."

Sneakajack by SheriffKLap August 31, 2013

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sneakback

Episodic sex with an ex long after the break up.

I always break up amicably so if my ex is ever lonely and horny, she'll call me for a sneakback rather than doing a new guy and adding another notch on her belt.

sneakback by boutsos May 23, 2005

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Sneakajack • Sneakasack • sneakback

Sneakasack

The act of sneaking up behind someone, throwing a large cloth over them, tying the ends together and proceeding to drag them around while tied up

tevin just got sneakasacked by clay... it was uber funny

Sneakasack by captainslapaho January 11, 2011

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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