drop the kids off at the skate park

The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The

empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.

1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?

2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.

drop the kids off at the skate park by Chas501 February 2, 2017

satellite jeon 

A habit for Jungkook to be with Jimin and he subconsiously follows Jimin wherever he going.
It already became a part of his daily routine to be near Jimin

It used to be Jimin that followed Jungkook around but now it's the opposite (Satellite Jeon)

satellite jeon by Flossie-min May 7, 2018

Senate 

1) Along with the courts, the main governing body of the Galactic Republic that Supreme Chancellor Sheev Palpatine of Naboo embodies.
2) An government entity possessing the unlimited power.

3) A man too dangerous to be left alive.

"I am the Senate." - Palpatine, the Senate
"Not yet." - Mace Windu, blinded by arrogance
"It's treason, then." - Palpatine, readying himself to do a 920 degree backflip spin from the prone position to stab three worthless Jedi masters while screeching

Senate by FullHonestTruth November 29, 2017

the senate 

The man that has amassed so much power in the government that he alone embodies the government.

ex: Sheev Palpatine

I am the Senate

the senate by Dark Plague Us the Eyes April 10, 2017

Two-seater

A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”

I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.

Two-seater by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015

eight and skate 

To work a regular eight-hour shift.

"You workin' overtime?" "Naw, just eight and skate."

eight and skate by DogHollywood January 13, 2008

i am the senate 

A phrase which the fictional character Darth Sidious from 'Star Wars' says before cutting down three useless Jedi Masters.

"The senate will decide your fate," Windu told the crazy old Sith before the latter declared, "I am the senate!" and did an overwhelming flip in the air whilst screeching.

i am the senate by MysteriousStranger420 January 9, 2017