Snarktax

1. A mélange of "snarky" and "syntax" (n): the study of the rules for the formation of rudely sarcastic or disrespectful (snide) grammatical sentences in the English language; often depends largely on the poetic measure, or arrangement, of words in the phrase, or the combining of words to make new obnoxious ones.

2. An unassuming remark or observation that ends on a note facetious, or whose true, deliberate bad taste takes a moment to register or appear as it is "masked" by couth or wit.

Usage:
-"Have you been on Gawker.com today?"
-"Oooh, no not yet! Why?"
-"There's a story on that celebutante vomiting at a Sotheby's sale yesterday."
-"Ha! What's the snarktax?"
-"The title is simply: 'Vanderbilt Vauction.'"

Example of Snarktax:
-"That's the best thing I've ever heard...today." (with little to no emphasis on "today")

by smyles101 May 20, 2008

snarktapuss

Snarktapuss: A snotty snarky person acting like a pussy.

Jane is in a bad mood, she's acting like a snarktapuss. We should stone her.

by Snarky lady November 11, 2013

snackTAXI

snackTAXIs are reusable bags for snacks and sandwiches (formerly happy-sacks)

snackTAXIs are used instead of plastic ziplock bags, and are better for the environment

by kmurray February 24, 2009

snarktastic

adj.
1. Having the qualities of or bearing a wonderful similarity to Miss Snark, a bloggress of astounding skill and wit. Meaning varies depending on context.

"Susan, your stilettos are snarktastic."
"Your blog is so snarktastic, it makes me laugh."

by AidanM May 23, 2006

Snarktastic

The act of elevating sarcasm to the heightened state of snarky.

Damon's snarktastic comments bit her hard at times and knocked her off the throne as the Queen of Snarkville.

by Honeychild7878 September 5, 2011