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Smot Poker

Slang for pot smoker, usually used by stoners when stoned to hide the fact that they've been 'poking smot'. Often used on facebook status updates by stoners who don't want others to know they're smot pokers.
Stoner - 'Hey, Cindy, are you a smot poker?'

Cindy - 'What?'

Stoner - 'Guess not'
Smot Poker by Cayk November 30, 2010
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smot poker

A pot smoker, all so meaning pot head or stoner.
For example lets go smot some poke you smot poker you.
smot poker by EZ fucking E April 17, 2009

smot poker

some who smokes pot. used when you do not like the idea of people smoking pot.
Oh look at them, they're a smot poker, thats not cool.
smot poker by larry boy May 7, 2004

smot poker

"Nicole, I don't think you should date that guy. He looks like a smot poker."
smot poker by young tongue December 8, 2004

smot pokers

the (pot) smokers. its in skeevy skeevy stoner code so that pigs don't know what were talking about see (poke smot)
'those smot pokers sure poke alotta smot'
smot pokers by eeep September 25, 2005

poke smot 

i poke smot every day
poke smot by ozzy October 13, 2003

poke smot 

a slang phrase for smoking marijuana, coined by switching the first two letters in the phrase "smoke pot" in order to somewhat conceal your intentions
Guy 1: Yo u got any plans tonight?
Guy 2: Nah, not really probably just gonna go poke some smot
Guy 1: Nice, id b down to poke smot tonight
poke smot by Pseud O Nym October 25, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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