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An alcoholic beverage consisting of TaB (a diet cola popular in the 80's), bourbon, and garnished with a wedge of lime. Ideal drink to consume while listening to the smooth sounds of late 70's and early 80's yacht rock.
I like to enjoy a smooth sailor while piloting my boat and listing to Christopher Cross songs, but damn it's hard to find TAB!
by stereoagnostic June 16, 2011
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A drink most commonly consumed by those who attend Eckerd College. A bitch drink. For those lacking the ability to handle their liquor.
Bro 1: Brah, I can make you a gnarly Smooth Sailor.

Bro 2: Dude, man up and take a shot.
by 123456789ABCDDEFG December 07, 2010
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1. Four shots of Sailor Jerry's

2. Strawberry- 5
3. Banana- 1/2
4. Coconut- 1/2 cup
5. Pineapple- 1 cup
We just drank three smooth sailors and I am not going to remember this in the morning.
by Good Ebening November 04, 2009
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