Smooge, Smuge, Smouge

a.)A cross between Smudge and Splooge,Spluge,Splouge.

b.)A small amount of something, usually less than a teaspoon; because a teaspoon is generally the amount of ejaculate that comes from a mans penis.

"Just put a Smooge, Smuge, Smouge of vodka in my o.j."

Smooge, Smuge, Smouge by Pink Taco82 May 1, 2009

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Smoge

Definition 1: To smoke
Definition 2: To be sad, it is sad

Guy 1: Let's smoge outside
Guy 2: I quit cigarettes last month
Guy 1: Smoge :(

Smoge by basedyoba June 1, 2021

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smoge

any manner of gooey substances of a slimey consitancey

put some smoge on the crack to fill the void.
i stepped in some smoge and i tracked all over my floor.
when we finished having sex she wipe my smoge on the curtain.

smoge by lois fiduch February 20, 2010

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Smoge

A mixture of sex juces.

When they were done bed sheets were filled with smoge.

Smoge by treemirror June 11, 2011

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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