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Smokebird 

Tourists who travel from out of state to buy legal recreational marijuana. While it's illegal at the federal level, in Colorado it's legal to sell marijuana for recreational use after January 1, 2014. So far the Feds haven't interfered with the sales.

The term is from "snowbirds", which is the name for retirees who live in Recreational Vehicles full time and travel north in the summer and south in the winter to always stay in pleasant weather.
Medical marijuana use to be $25 an eighth of an ounce, and then those damn smokebirds flew in and bought out everything in sight for $70 an eight! Now they're out until someone grows some more.
Smokebird by pork-you-pine January 5, 2014
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Smokebreak Fitch 

A term used to describe what it is like to watch UFC fighter Jon Fitch fight. He is both incredibly successful and mind numbingly boring, due to his controlling wrestling and grinding down style of fighting.

An incredible athlete, yet hasn't won as many fans as his more exciting welterweight counterparts.

Although Fitch cares little for these minor details as he would not be nearly as successful should he not employ these tactics. Many mixed martial arts fans believe Fitch's style of fighting to be predictable and rudimentary, so much so they would rather pass the time during his fight having a break.
This recess is generally spent doing things like stocking up on food or beers, having a smoke(hence smokebreak), draining the lizard, parking a buick, rubbing one out, skinning up a hooter, going on a rant, starting a bar fight with a Jon Fitch fan(careful with this as he may try and wrestle you for a full fifteen minutes), trimming you're nails or any other mundane activity.
Derek: "Hey bro, what the fuck are you doing? UFC is on, shit's pay per view ya know."

Dave: "Bro, calm down, smokebreak Fitch is on."

Derek: "Oh yea, that's why nothing interesting has happened."

Dave: "See, now hurry up, there's a stink beetle out here and I wanna spark up so I can trip out watching the little fucker."

Derek: "Wicked bro."
Smokebreak Fitch by timbuctoo88 March 11, 2011
A person who is crafty and sneaky. Someone who enjoys mischief especially towards others.
Courtney, being a snakebird, always emails her notes to her blackberry before taking a test.
Snakebird by Rat Dog April 7, 2010

Smokebuddy 

A person that you smoke & chill with, may or may not be sexual. A relationship with no definition except it involves smoking.
What's with Jessica & Luke?
Oh, he's her smokebuddy.
Smokebuddy by Ellas420 May 26, 2019

smoketarded 

1. adj. having smoked so much weed that even while not high you act retarded/high.

see also smoketard
Oh man, you're so smoketarded. When was the last time you got high?
smoketarded by brio May 28, 2006

smokebringer 

A war term used when a sole bad ass shows up and saves a platoon. Or when a group is getting beat up and a bad ass friend shows up and saves the group.
We got jumped by a bunch of guys and were getting pretty messed up, when this Smokebringer , a buddy of mine, showed up and beat them other guys down and saved us.
smokebringer by Kirkster365 September 15, 2017

Smokediddley 

Very Goodlooking and Sexy, Highly Sexually atractive.
Variant of smoking, and smoking hot.
Damn, that bitch is Smokediddley!
Smokediddley by Clever Connections October 23, 2007