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Smoke Machine 

When you vape a Juul, Vape Pen, or other similar devices out your girlfriend, in her asshole, and exhale in it into her vagina whilst you are eating her out. When she then proceeds to orgasm, the vapor will come out of her vagina like a smoke machine.
Dude, I burned the fuck out of Kailey's asshole because I gave a smoke machine last night.
Smoke Machine by Faded11 December 7, 2019

Smoke Machine 

When you vape a Juul, Vape pen, or another similar device out of your Girlfriend's asshole whilst eating her out, and blow the vapor into her vagina. When she orgasms, she will then proceed to blow the vapor out of her vagina, similar to the likes of a Smoke Machine.
Dude, I burned my girlfriend's asshole last night doing the smoke machine. She is super pissed at me.
Smoke Machine by Faded11 December 7, 2019

Smokemachine 

a person can keep up or Go Further than yourself at Smoking Weed.
Damn That Crackaaa Is like a Muthaa Fuckin Smokemachine on the peace pipe
Smokemachine by KushBudflood July 25, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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