Smegue

To change topic of conversation to that of a sexual nature.

Pronounced Smegway. Smeg being pre cum

When in banter and segueing onto a sexual tangent this is the word to describe such scenarios during conversation.

"Nice smegue John"

"Oh here goes Lucy again with another smegue"

Smegue by Saltydingo84 February 3, 2023

segue off a cliff 

To redirect a conversation in an unexpected direction, with unfortunate consequences; similar to "pulling a clavin"

Person A: Speaking of parents, how's your mother?

Person B: She died yesterday.

Person A: Oh, my ... I didn't mean to segue off a cliff.

segue off a cliff by CannonOwner September 29, 2010

fart segue 

A statement of the intention to fart worked nonchalantly into an unrelated conversation and immediately followed by an actual fart.

Person A: "Should you put your laundry in the washing machine now?"
Person B: "No, I don't want to leave it sitting in the washing machine. I don't want to leave my fart sitting in my butt either."
Person B: *farts*
Person A: "Nice fart segue."

fart segue by Kenzou Tenma February 25, 2008

Segue 

Smooth transition from one thought/idea to another.

News reporters utilize segues when changing topics.

Segue by Diggity Monkeez January 17, 2005

smegzecutive

smegzecutive (smeg zek yu tiv) NOUN. An especially sleazy businessman. From “smegma” and “executive.”

From 2001 to 2008, Tim Geithner, Ben Bernanke, Alan Greenspan and Henry Paulson helped to destroy the banking, insurance, mortgage and loan industries. In doing so, they have ruined millions of lives and wrecked the world economy.

Instead of jailing them, President Obama picked them to fix the nation's economy. They chose to give their old bosses and buddies trillions of taxpayer dollars with no strings attached. It was a smegzecutive decision.

The world's economy is still a stagnant swamp because the billionaires are hoarding the free money, and will continue to do so until prices have dropped low enough for them to buy everything of value.

smegzecutive by Maxhole June 23, 2009

Smegmen 

The mixture of both semen and smegma. Typical found on a male with a cheesedick that’s a chronic wanker.

My roommate’s room always smells like smegmen.

I gave myself a good wank after not bathing for three weeks and there was a lot of smegmen.

Smegmen by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

Deus Segué Machina 

A segué which suggests that the topic of conversation being moved to, is related to the one being moved from, when in fact they are entirely unrelated.

Person A: Nice weather we're having today, is it not?
Person B: Yes, quite, and speaking of the weather; where's that £5 you owe me?

Here, "And speaking of the weather," is the Deus Segué Machina.

Deus Segué Machina by oobilyboo October 2, 2011