Smallfoot

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The younger, unpopular and failed brother of Bigfoot.

Much the same as his older brother, but smaller, with untidy, ungroomed hair.

His parents regard him as a failure.

James: Hey! Frank! While I was out shooting bears with my Dad we seen Smallfoot! Fucking wicked!!

Frank: Shut up James. Smallfoot is a failure. You should have turned the other cheek.

James: Oh. Alright

Frank: It's Bigfoot or bust, brother.

Smallfoot by Sleazehound January 20, 2010

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smallwood

A cool guy with a noble yet unfortunately ridiculed (especially during the middle school years) surname. This cool guy, mind you, kept a list of all of those punk-ass kids. Warning: the dragon sleeps, but his slumber can be easily awakened...his wrath will be indescribable.

Joe: Hey, do you know Smallwood?
Jeff: Yeah, he's a cool cat!

smallwood by cincinnati bowtie November 8, 2006

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smallwood

Truly one of the worlds legends, a heroic figure currently residing in Edinburgh (for the yanks amongst u, edinburgh is the capital of scotland, and no scotland is not a part of england, its a separate country!).

Person 1: hey, who's that hero over there?
Person 2: u serious?
person 1: yeah, he looks awesome!
person 3: dude, thats smallwood! he saves babies in his spare time
crowd: {collective sigh in awe}

smallwood by Smallio Banderas August 30, 2008

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smallfort

A clan arena built by KatPhish of Smallfort for the half-Life mod, Team Fortress Classic.

We play at smallfort all the time.

smallfort by KatPhish October 9, 2006

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smallwood steamroller

A sexual act of ejaculating on a person's face, then rolling your flacid penis, hence small wood, across said person's face.

I hooked up with a girl in Kentucky and totally gave her a smallwood steamroller.

smallwood steamroller by flarmp375 November 17, 2017

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smallwood

a guy in your high school who wants to rule the world.

dude, your such a smallwood.

smallwood by connoe June 14, 2006

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Smallgot

Typically used to describe someone who is intolerant or insufferable specifically towards White Males and is in ironic essence a bigot themselves.

You're just a bigot.
Well ironically, you're a smallgot. Lol.

Smallgot by Mr.Elusiv January 3, 2016

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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