The younger, unpopular and failed brother of Bigfoot.
Much the same as his older brother, but smaller, with untidy, ungroomed hair.
His parents regard him as a failure.
Much the same as his older brother, but smaller, with untidy, ungroomed hair.
His parents regard him as a failure.
James: Hey! Frank! While I was out shooting bears with my Dad we seen Smallfoot! Fucking wicked!!
Frank: Shut up James. Smallfoot is a failure. You should have turned the other cheek.
James: Oh. Alright
Frank: It's Bigfoot or bust, brother.
Frank: Shut up James. Smallfoot is a failure. You should have turned the other cheek.
James: Oh. Alright
Frank: It's Bigfoot or bust, brother.
by Sleazehound January 20, 2010
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by cincinnati bowtie November 8, 2006
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Truly one of the worlds legends, a heroic figure currently residing in Edinburgh (for the yanks amongst u, edinburgh is the capital of scotland, and no scotland is not a part of england, its a separate country!).
Person 1: hey, who's that hero over there?
Person 2: u serious?
person 1: yeah, he looks awesome!
person 3: dude, thats smallwood! he saves babies in his spare time
crowd: {collective sigh in awe}
Person 2: u serious?
person 1: yeah, he looks awesome!
person 3: dude, thats smallwood! he saves babies in his spare time
crowd: {collective sigh in awe}
by Smallio Banderas August 30, 2008
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by KatPhish October 9, 2006
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by connoe June 14, 2006
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by Mr.Elusiv January 3, 2016
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