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Smack Off 

Once a year, by invite only, Jim Rome lets his callers insult each other and various sports figures. Sort of the way he insulted Jim Everett by calling him Chris. Except Jim R. got Smacked by Jim E.

You can only be invited if you were stupid enough to sit on hold for 3 hours on one of his previous shows just to insult someone. If you call got racked (accepted) you could be in the smack off. I prefer the Snatch Off. Where Hookers and Clones get together and do the nasty. Fat guys like the snack off. Nothing like cheetos and masterbation. Orange Julius anyone?
Jeff in Richmond won the smack off once. And he sucked. Sean usually wins, because he blows rome before the show.
Smack Off by The Silk Brah March 12, 2008
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right off the smack 

Similar to right off the bat, right off the smack refers to the first thing that is necessary, done, or noticed. The modification of this phrase is used to ground the jargon to just getting off the effect of heroin, smack, which impairs cognitive function.
Right off the smack, if I'm gonna live here I'm going to need hot food, a hot shower, and a hot lay.
right off the smack by ViHelena October 15, 2017

slack off 

Slacking off at this time, when there's so much to do? (to slack off)
slack off by anything more November 28, 2011

Sack off 

-To let someone down.
-To back out of an arrangement to go somewhere.
Girl 1: i was going to go cinema last night but tom is a total sack off so i ended up sitting at home eating cake.
Girl 2:that sack off tom is so lame.
Sack off by emiweebledoo January 22, 2009

sack-off 

To ditch or leave someone in your crew behind. Often because they have become iritating on a night out or hatin' on you.
If Dan doesn't chill I'm gonna sack him off tonight!

Gazzy P is in a right mood I'm gonna sack him off soon

I might have to sack-off you. I will give you 10mins then we're bailing to the next club.
sack-off by rdykester December 22, 2006

snack off 

1. A general term for snacking.
2. Apeasing the munchies.
1. Dude, lets go snack off. I'm starving.
2. Bro I was sooo blazed last night, I snacked off until i passed out in bed.
snack off by tehwizewon December 4, 2009

Sack off 

a game that is played to claim a victor. this usually comes after a disagreement between two or more people. to preform this game all players must first have a sack(burlap will work) than a sack master, so there is no dispute to who is the winner, must clear the sack path and ready the participants for action. when the game is stared the participants jump in their sack to a set point all pushing and shoving is allowed. weapons are prohibited
dude 1: i can't believe you had sex with my girl
dude 2: well i think it was ok because she wanted my cock
dude 1: fuck you its a sack off now bitch
dude 2: ill fuck you up like i fucked your girl
Sack off by Auguy21 April 20, 2010