the slump

A period, ranging from one day, to an indefinite amount of time, where one cannot masturbate or engage in sexual activity, due to pure lack of interest.

"Guy 1: "Invite Dan to the party tonight. Theres gonna be mad girls there."
Guy 2: "He won't come man, he's in the slump right now."

by Deathmetaller September 26, 2008

Slumped-Over

Soft Kill Victim.

Ignore that "slumped-over" crazy person.

by GreenSunToday April 3, 2017

i slumped

To fall deep asleep on accident

Dude, I slumped hard in the chair last night

by Random word Smith February 25, 2022

Slump doggy

Master of putting there partner to sleep after a 2+ hour session of doggy style.

I am a Slump Doggy 🐕.

by Slump Doggy September 16, 2021

fat slump

When you eat your way through a slump and gain weight

Hey man, is your girl gaining weight? Yah things are slow and she fell into a fat slump. She'll be back to normal once she sells a few houses

by Heynowman August 30, 2023

Sin slump

It's how you feel after you have done something you know you shouldn't have done as it is against the laws of God and it feels you feeling empty, unmotivated, disoriented etc.

Goodnews is you can always rise back up.

Darcy: hey what's wrong with sarah?
John: I think she's having a sin slump

by Cookie xx August 22, 2020