Sloppy Cheesecake

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A sloppy cheesecake is when a guy who’s so fat his penis is inverted gets fucked in his inverted dick nub. Then the guy who’s fucking him pulls out and cums in between his legs where his nut cheese grows. After letting the nut and cheese sit and soak into each other he scrapes his dick in the nut-cheese mix and the fat guy sucks it off

“Hey did you hear that Jimmy gave Ethan a sloppy cheesecake”
“That’s fucking disgusting man.”

Sloppy Cheesecake by Blinker fluid October 10, 2018

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Strawberry Cheesecake Sloppy

A sexual act where two people (at least one male) engage in oral sex. The person giving the fellatio waits until the recipient is climaxing, then bites down on the base of the shaft and begins scraping upward, essentially degloving the penis.

"Why did you get put in the hospital last week?"

"My girl gave me a Strawberry Cheesecake Sloppy."

Strawberry Cheesecake Sloppy by DeutschKonig December 7, 2024

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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