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Large amazonian supposed Woman. It says it's a woman, but to watch it in action, one might not be so sure. Signs to look for in a Sliza:

-6 feet tall
-Heavy
-Bad Hair
-usually something rooted in it's front teeth
-Loud whining voice
-The only one who laughs at it's own jokes
I made the mistake of coming to work, and I got to Hear the sliza whine about her aching pussy, then I got to see her humping her coworker's leg.
Sliza by GrundleSwatch November 15, 2004
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Sliza Slit 

A mammoth amazonian Vagina, with a crusty beard.
There is nothing worse than coming to work and having to witness a sliza slit in working her coworker's leg like that.
Sliza Slit by GrundleSwatch November 15, 2004
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1. Originally adapted from the Armenian mis-pronunciation of the English word 'slice', 'Saliza' \s-uh-lies-uh\ is exclaimed with a sense of enthusiasm, urgency, frustration, confusion and disgust by a foreign order taker attempting to impersonate an authentic Italian pizzaiolo at any Rays Pizza restaurant in the United States. Sometimes articulated with deliberate extended emphasis on the consonant 'z' (i.e. Salizzzzza) as an indication of impatience when patrons are indecisive or quick to change their minds from their initial order.

2. A term used to ask a friend or a loved one if they want to hang out or grab a bite to eat. Often conveyed with intentional Armenian personified accent in a lower octave to incite the onset playful conversational/text banter.
1. {Patron walks up to counter at Rays Pizza to place an order} "I'd like a slice of pizza please." {Armenian impersonator replies} "What kind of 'Saliza'? {Patron responds} "Actually, two slices of cheese please." {Armenian impersonator, visibly frazzled with a vile and disconcerting affect, confirms and relays order} " You want a two 'Salizzzas? Hey, he want a two cheese 'Salizzzzzas.!" "Your numba 91(the same number given to every patron, is also the year the Armenia declared independence from the Soviet Union)

2. {Friend sends text to another friend} "Hey Days, you wanna "Saliza" on Saturday." {Friend replies} "Hey Days, would love to 'Salizzzzza!"
Saliza by Charitable Disguise October 26, 2019
When your best friend dies and gives you his last Hamon
SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAA! -Joseph, Battle Tendency
Shizaaaa by I love knives June 11, 2018
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From the series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, it was Joseph Joestar crying out Caesar Zeppeli's name after witnessing his death from Wamuu as he gives his energy to Jojo. In the Japanese version of the anime, it sounds like "SHIZAAAA"! It also in the Heritage for the Future game, though it is infamous just like in the anime.
Friend 1: *dies in a car accident*
You: SHIZAAAAA!!!
Friend 2: *cries*
SHIZAAAA by maskedtobi June 5, 2018

SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

Shiza: *dies
Jojo: SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Camp Slipadick 

A summer camp for under privileged super models.
I was a counselor at "Camp Slipadick"!
Camp Slipadick by Pete Negwaski! October 17, 2008