Slingy

Slingy is a puppet who lacks awareness of personal boundaries but is driven by only one thing – telling the world how great Slinging is.

Slingy showed up last night for the Slingers party we had to watch the game but totally overstayed his welcome per usual.

by hyers March 25, 2019

slingy

A sexy mixed male that lives in a small town and has a big ****, and is a very funny person, and he gives the best hugs ever, and he loves Whataburger

Girl: Hey Slingy you up?
Slingy: Yes why?
Girl: Come to Whataburger
Slingy: Alright bet

by Can of Soup February 11, 2018

Slinging Grapes

To wish to do someone harm on purpose.

Bitch was slinging grapes at me so I would fail that test.

by Dudaism May 15, 2019

Butt Slinky

The aftermath of a brutal pounding from behind causing the butthole to prolapse like a slinky

After smashing Courtney I pulled out her butt slinky

by Ricky booby#1 April 15, 2020

ass in a sling

The state of being in a great deal of trouble; usually brought by one's own stupidity or ineptitude

You just dissed the boss in an open meeting; should have done that in private!You have really got your ass in a sling now fool!!

by hummingharpman December 7, 2013

Just in Goo Sling

Pouting amourously in younger sisters arms because your hands are sore from to much aggressive squeezing on your girlfriend.

Sorry, may I take a message? Well He's just in goo sling right now and his hands are too swollen to press the numbers on the keypad.

by Ranchgirls December 3, 2020

Malaysian Slingshot

This is a two part move. First, tuck your junk under and back and hold your junk back with your butt cheeks. At this point your slingshot is loaded...now just to find a victim. It's best if you find someone's face. Release the tension on your butt cheeks slingshoting your junk forward. Can be an insult or an offering.

I gave that bitch the "Malaysian Slingshot." Damn near took her eye out.

by SourJay June 15, 2010