Slavecation

To be overwrought with un planned events, tasks during one's vacation you never planned on. Or when you are doing what you dont want during a time on your time off.

I planned on staying at home and catching up with me time. But now im babysitting, driving ppl around.. Doing for others. Its more like a slavecation

by Simone G October 22, 2013

slaviation

Flying an aircraft for a company that keeps cutting benefits, safety programs, and salaries in order to give the top executives more money.

Captain Crunch was tired, but he climbed back in the cockpit for another flight. This was no longer fun or profitable. In fact, sometimes he suspected the maintenance wasn't really getting done. He decided to keep his head down and his mouth shut to avoid a beat down by management. The "slaviation" industry had broken his will to resist. The plane took off and exploded in mid-air thirty minutes later.

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

spacecation

A vacation out to space. Available to those even without the required training of an astronaut.

"I'd love to go on a Spacecation..."
"If it were me, I'd probably go to Mars!"

by Mel-Woody October 26, 2009

shamecation

A vacation from a friend, activity, or location (e.g. bar, restaurant) due to committing a shame-inducing transgression (e.g. 86'd from a bar, making out with a friend's spouse). Typically lasts until one apologizes/settles the lawsuit to/with the aggrieved party.

Stan went on a shamecation from hanging out with Kyle after getting inappropriately drunk at his wife's birthday party and being thrown out of the restaurant for arguing with the Asian manager.

by Are2Dee2 September 29, 2014

statecation

spending vacation around the home state

My family and I enjoyed our statecation and discovered beatuiful and amazing things around the state.

by This Guy V2G October 30, 2010

slavebating

the opposite of masterbating, sucking semen back into your penis. Also know as the "reverse jerk"

slavebating cleans up all the sperm made after masterbating

by Bipolarbear35 January 19, 2008

shavecation

A period of time, slightly longer than normal, one goes without shaving. Ususally associated with the holidays and comes to an end in early January. Can be intentional or unintentional. In the common case of beards - the shavecation usually upsets a wife or girlfriend, and is often incorrectly mistaken for laziness.

Barbara: "Sheesh, you look like you've been on a month-long shavecation"

Walter J: "Don't worry boss, the beard will go at the end of my shavecation. See you next week"

by emjaybizzle January 5, 2011