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slamification 

The ramification or consequence that is the post-coital awkwardness that may ensue from fast-tracking with a friend.
Carlos and Derek are super close friends, but as a result of their fast-tracking, when they are alone they often experience uncomfortable slamification.
Related Words
Slamie slammer slampiece Samies slammed slammered slame Samie sladies slamina

I slammed my penith in the car door 

you slammed your penith in the car door
"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"

slammerated 

Being drunk and belligerent beyond all control. Having no memory of events due to being blacked out trashed.
Yanicki went to Wild Wing and chugged a pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea because he didn't alter the drink, which led to him becoming slammerated shortly thereafter.
slammerated by WPMIV December 13, 2010

trunk slammer 

Derogatory term for a contractor who has minimal skill, experience and equipment. Trunk slammer implies the contractor works out of their car trunk, with no office or licenses and they will likely be difficult to find if the client is not happy with the work.
My neighbor hired a trunk slammer to build his house deck, and now we are laughing at the unfinished disaster that he spent so much money on.
trunk slammer by two bits July 22, 2009

Slammerhead shark 

a person who is artfully skilled in the act of slamming (meaning sex) and can slam in any situation, including but not limited, to in large bodies of water
After that trip to Hawaii I am officially a Slammerhead shark.

slamber city 

A place where m9s post complete shite, usually nothing to do with cars.
Guy to guy:

"Dude I just got head whilst driving down the M9"
"No way man post that shit on slamber city, m9s will love that"
slamber city by SlamberM9 June 4, 2016