Slam Donk

Related to Texas Holdem Poker. When a player, plays 2 consecutive hands BLIND ( not looking ).

The 1st hand winning and reveling very poor cards, ( example a 7,2 offsuit )..aka the DONK.

The 2nd hand also winning but reveling good cards, ( example A,A pocket aces ).. aka the SLAM

The conditions of the situation may vary, but the main things are that both hands must be played BLIND entirely until they are reveled at end of hand. The 1st hand must be considered a junk/ non playable hand. And that the 2nd hand must be a very good hand pockets/nuts.

Damon says to Brett " Man last night at work I pull off the sickest slam donk on some dude!. "

by CongaChild July 20, 2010

Slam donk

A girl with a big booty who is virtually guaranteed to let any and all dudes hit it. She may not have sex with all of those men, but she is very flirty. Often found drunk on the middle of the dance floor at crowded clubs grinding on virtually anything at all.

"Yo, you think I got a chance with Keshia?" "Sure thing man, she loves throwing that booty around. She's a slam donk."

by Bubbarunski January 20, 2015

Slam Donkey

A "slam donkey" is generally a woman of medium to low levels of facial beauty, but has been blessed with a body that likes to kick. She's a "work horse" in bed and there for only one reason, To take a figurative sexual beating by the male partner, and to be tossed the next day with no remorse or guilt. Shelf life on a "Slam Donkey" is 24-48 hours. After that time they become stale and start to rot. Slam Donkeys Are the middle road of the Slam trilogy. The highest ranking being the "slam pig" the middle rank being the "Slam Donkey" and the lowest rank being given the moniker "Fuck Trench". This deviation in slam nomenclature for the lowest ranking member is due to the fact that memebers of the "fuck trench" classification are the filthiest pigs you will ever encounter. Your penis will be ashamed and so will you, but it will still probabily be worth it. When speaking to a "slam donkey" the proper way to begin the conversation is to walk up to it and say, "DAM GIRL!?!?!? what you been feedin that DONKEY?!?!?" at that point the Donkey will take over. They know their role in life.

"Hey man, look at her over there!!! her face is kinda hit but look at that body!!" "oh she's got no man???" what? Im gonna make that girl my "Slam Donkey" tonight!"

by Pete hates you November 10, 2008

Donkey Slam

A variation of the donkey punch. It is performed in much the same manner as a donkey punch except instead of delivering a punch at the appropriate time, you go upstairs to the floor above the said receiver and crash through the floor onto their back, preferably breaking it. It's most often performed while wearing a suit of armor.

I gave Brian's mom a donkey slam and all she did was beg for more, then die.

by Souma the Badass June 23, 2008

donkey slam

When living on a farm, you fuck your donkey in the ass then make your cuz lick your cum out of the donkeys ass while you slam him

I donkey slammed Ryan last weekend and then puked in his face.
Donkey slamming is cool in the early morning after feeding the chickens my cock.
Donkey slamming is excellent after a good dirty sanchez.

by cherly September 8, 2008

donkey slam

to be forcibly pounded anally by a donkey on a saturday

"On a saturday morning ritual,kristine had a donkey slam at her family farm"

by Clos4u July 31, 2006

donkey slam

A variation of the donkey punch, though instead of delivering a punch to the back of the head, you grab them by their hair and slam their face into the ground. Best when executed on a hardwood floor, concrete, etc.

Bobbo delivered a vicious donkey slam to the woman, and she didn't move for quite awhile.

by Tall Olaf August 27, 2007