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A gullible person too lazy and dumb to get a real job.
George:Hey Slackey, use your mom's credit card and go buy the beer and liquor for your birthday party. Slackey:Anything else? George: Buy me an HDTV since your going out. Slackey:No problem, what size TV would you like?
Slackey by BobbykOK November 13, 2010
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slackerbagging 

When you are too poor to buy a sleeping bag and you have to share with all your bros - Markiplier 2016
I was slackerbagging during the camping trip because i had no money.

Slifer Slacker 

A person who tries to slack off in a card game.
Stop slacking off you slifer slacker!
Slifer Slacker by Mikethunders100 December 27, 2017
A unique 10% discount word, most commonly used in Liverpool kebab houses.
Do us a slankey will ye kidda. You wot mate? Giz a slankey on that donner kebab lad. Ah right yez mate.
Slankey by Slankey lad October 15, 2016

slackerbagging 

"I went slackerbagging yesterday!"
slackerbagging by NitzoDiTotzo July 25, 2016
A person who does anything they can to avoid doing work. A person who doesn't do a big project till the last night, and then does it half-assed and turns it in. A person who writes urban dictionary definitions instead of studying for his finals. A person who would rather smoke weed and play video games all day than do anything else.
me,

Imma slacker, never did I have a lot of dough
Imma slacker, smoking pot and watchin' videos
Imma slacker, go whichever way the wind blows
Those just tuning in I'm just letting' ya know
Imma slacker, every time I take a look around
Imma slacker, stuck upon my face is a frown
I don't do enough, I just fool around
Ya'll can go to hell, how does that sound
from Slacker by Tech n9ne
slacker by ass32 July 15, 2007
I was going to write a definition for this word. It's kind of interesting. Fuck it, I'll do it later.
Type an example of how "slacker" is used in a sentence...if you weren't so goddamn lazy.
slacker by daidxor November 28, 2016
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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