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Slacktern 

An office intern who slacks off all day often times not returning to work after lunch.
Boss J: "Has anybody seen Catherine?"
Boss K: "She went to lunch, but that was 3 hours ago."
Boss J: "She's such a freakin' slacktern!"
Slacktern by Dreamz October 15, 2008

Slacktern 

An office intern who slacks off all day often times not returning to work after lunch.
Boss J: "Has anybody seen Catherine?"
Boss K: "She went to lunch, but that was 3 hours ago."
Boss J: "She's such a freakin' slacktern!"
Slacktern by Dreamz October 30, 2008

SLECHTER 

The act of attempting to create a word on the computer version of scrabble, relying on the computer to tell you if your word is actually a word.
Bob was in a pinch during a particularly tough scrabble game. After a lot of thought he decided to fuck it a slechter the word binza.
SLECHTER by otto flynn May 30, 2011

Slichter Special

The breakfast of champions. To make a Slichter Special, you add activated marijuana, specifically already vaped bud, to a Kraft Mac & Cheese microwavable dinner. Hot sauce is not necessary, but it is a pleasant addition to the recipe nevertheless.
I had a Slichter special this morning, and now I've been slumped all day. Wait, what were we talking about again? I'm hungry, anyone have Mac & Cheese and some bud?

Slashterbation 

Slashing your wrist and masturbating until death using the blood as lubrication.
-Wayne is in the hospital from excessive slashterbation, man
-Is he dead?

-No.
-Well he isn't doing it right.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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