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Slacktern 

An office intern who slacks off all day often times not returning to work after lunch.
Boss J: "Has anybody seen Catherine?"
Boss K: "She went to lunch, but that was 3 hours ago."
Boss J: "She's such a freakin' slacktern!"
Slacktern by Dreamz October 15, 2008

Slacktern 

An office intern who slacks off all day often times not returning to work after lunch.
Boss J: "Has anybody seen Catherine?"
Boss K: "She went to lunch, but that was 3 hours ago."
Boss J: "She's such a freakin' slacktern!"
Slacktern by Dreamz October 30, 2008

SLECHTER 

The act of attempting to create a word on the computer version of scrabble, relying on the computer to tell you if your word is actually a word.
Bob was in a pinch during a particularly tough scrabble game. After a lot of thought he decided to fuck it a slechter the word binza.
SLECHTER by otto flynn May 30, 2011

Slichter Special

The breakfast of champions. To make a Slichter Special, you add activated marijuana, specifically already vaped bud, to a Kraft Mac & Cheese microwavable dinner. Hot sauce is not necessary, but it is a pleasant addition to the recipe nevertheless.
I had a Slichter special this morning, and now I've been slumped all day. Wait, what were we talking about again? I'm hungry, anyone have Mac & Cheese and some bud?

Slashterbation 

Slashing your wrist and masturbating until death using the blood as lubrication.
-Wayne is in the hospital from excessive slashterbation, man
-Is he dead?

-No.
-Well he isn't doing it right.