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Slacktern 

An office intern who slacks off all day often times not returning to work after lunch.
Boss J: "Has anybody seen Catherine?"
Boss K: "She went to lunch, but that was 3 hours ago."
Boss J: "She's such a freakin' slacktern!"
Slacktern by Dreamz October 15, 2008

Slacktern 

An office intern who slacks off all day often times not returning to work after lunch.
Boss J: "Has anybody seen Catherine?"
Boss K: "She went to lunch, but that was 3 hours ago."
Boss J: "She's such a freakin' slacktern!"
Slacktern by Dreamz October 30, 2008

SLECHTER 

The act of attempting to create a word on the computer version of scrabble, relying on the computer to tell you if your word is actually a word.
Bob was in a pinch during a particularly tough scrabble game. After a lot of thought he decided to fuck it a slechter the word binza.
SLECHTER by otto flynn May 30, 2011

Slichter Special

The breakfast of champions. To make a Slichter Special, you add activated marijuana, specifically already vaped bud, to a Kraft Mac & Cheese microwavable dinner. Hot sauce is not necessary, but it is a pleasant addition to the recipe nevertheless.
I had a Slichter special this morning, and now I've been slumped all day. Wait, what were we talking about again? I'm hungry, anyone have Mac & Cheese and some bud?

Slashterbation 

Slashing your wrist and masturbating until death using the blood as lubrication.
-Wayne is in the hospital from excessive slashterbation, man
-Is he dead?

-No.
-Well he isn't doing it right.

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026