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A lower-working class young person, usually an adolescent living in South Manchester, UK. A true Skloid must live in public housing, wear branded sportswear, speak with a strong provincial accent and be poorly educated. Skloids are usually short and slight due to long-term malnourishment. The term is not to be confused with the more pejorative (and recent) 'Chav'; 'Skloid' is just a descriptive term, largely free of malice and social criticism. My first experience of 'Skloid' occurred in 1990, although it is rumoured to have been in use as early as 1980.

'Skloidal' is a commonly used adjective derived from 'Skloid': "What a skloidal kid."
Brian Harvey, formerly of East 17, is an archetypal Skloid; short, affable, uneducated, of blue collar stock and boasting a strong regional accent/dialect: "I fought dere'd be people be'ind trees slippin' you a pizza or summink."
Skloid by Chauvin December 17, 2008
Words you can keep
A friend that you invite over that overstays their welcome, eats all your junkfood, and smokes all your weed.
Man, you're not gonna believe this shit. Adam came over to watch the game Friday, then stayed for the weekend. The fucker ate all my chips, smoked all my weed and now my couch smells like an onion. I couldnt get rid of that fuckin' scloid.
scloid by Devilned1 October 27, 2013
Related Words
Skloid skoid scloid sklid sklides Sklidge Skloady sklodowski Sklody skloink
skid with an o before the i, can be done with any word to create an air of sketchiness
that guy is skoidly to the maximum, what a rat stallion
skoid by jamesbarry007 October 16, 2008

skolidos 

Semi black man (half black half syrian) with the ability to jerk off to anything. He also likes to harrash sexually his classmates. Skolidos as a word was found when a child with retardation, a parent that was involved in 9/11 and with mispronounciation problems, wrongly pronounced the name " Sokidios". He occasionally leaves his cave/ house to see his friends.
You are such a Skolidos, you jerked off to a goat instead of going to the satan party that was organized just for you (* syrian accent to imitate his environment*).
skolidos by Palavrakis April 12, 2022
Noun.

another word for beast, legend, god.
tim is a skoidz, look at him, i've never seen anyone do that before!
Skoidz by ltfrkfjfdg December 2, 2010
Cool, Amazing, Best, Just the tightest thing you have ever seen.
That is skloady!

skloady.com... real word stop rejecting it...
Skloady by bxk1222 April 11, 2013
the act of sticking genitalia into a slinkies, and then skrewing the slinky into a partner's anus
Im going to skloink you tonight baby.
skloink by brinsosduub July 4, 2016
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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