1. A man who finds himself attracted to any member of the human race with two boobs and a happy fun spot. Often spends a majority of his pointless and lonely life chasing after such a member of the human race completely ignorant to the fact that they have no interest in him and would wish for him to rot in a ditch somewhere with a clown jumping up and down on his deflated testicles.
2. Harsh Reality
2. Harsh Reality
"If I were to kick him in the crotch too hard, I might accidentally give him brain damage and kill him. AND THEN WHO WOULD BE THE BAD PERSON THING!?"
by Ryunnie July 31, 2003
Get the Skirt chasermug. by Skylark January 26, 2004
Get the skirt chasermug. a man who goes around to girls, telling them how much he loves them, and then "falls in love" with another in a short period of time. the pattern repeats, and this type of man cannot stay in a relationship for a long time.
dan is such a skirt chaser. right after he broke up with me, he was telling allie how much he loves her.
by godieokaybye August 22, 2007
Get the skirt chasermug. You Vampire skirt chaser! I know you're going out there trying to get in her pants!!! Why haven't you called me???
by Selice August 29, 2006
Get the Vampire Skirt Chasermug.