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Skeezy Skeeze 

The ultimate Skeeze-Master. This person has been honored with this title for good reason. Not just anyone can be named "Skeezy Skeeze".

This person holds all the qualities of someone who is Sleazy, Slutty, Sketchy and Skanky. Some other related adjectives include: Dusty, Greasy, Dirty, Rusty, Hoochie, Trashy, and Hilarious.

The "Skeezy Skeeze" in question can be male or female and will generally inhabit a plethora of STI's including but not limited to: 'The Clap', 'The Herps', 'The Drip', 'The Great Pretender', 'The Trick', 'The Bad Blood', 'The Germ', 'The Dozens', and 'The Trots'.
Person 1: "There's my favorite Skeezy Skeeze!"

Person 2: "You know that guy?"

Person 1: "Hell ya! That guy had more diseases than a gas station bathroom!"

Person 2: "No doubt he is the most inebriated person here!"
Skeezy Skeeze by DustyTrots13 May 30, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch

skeeze bucket 

A cum dumpster. A individual who enjoys and is willing to swallow massive amounts of cum.
Damn Joe! that trick is a skeeze bucket
skeeze bucket by livingdead99 August 5, 2010

fat skeeze 

straight fat skeeze, who eats all your foods and leaves with empty wrappers and a full sink, i have no turkeys left after the fat skeeze was here, all i wanted was a sandwich, but the skeeze ate the loaf of bread.
paul: skeeze your fat shutup
fat skeeze: give me your burgers
paul: right your not tight
fat skeeze: can i have some gravy?
paul: can i have a handy?
paul: show me your flops
fat skeeze: give me some deep fried foods.
paul: shutup fat skeeze
fat skeeze by coysesandquayses November 2, 2010

Wheel some skeeze 

to (wheel) hook up or pick up a (skeeze) skanky , slutty or easy partner..
daniel: YOOo were gonnaWheel some skeeze tonigh!! ahah jokingg. only hot girls

Mikey: you should have seen him last night he wheeled some skeeze
Wheel some skeeze by jucied January 2, 2011

nugatory skeeze 

a skeeze who is trifling and dirty
see also: a down ass slut
"i heard your sister let chad give her a hot carl. bitch is a nugatory skeeze."

skeeze disease 

1. Any ailment, sexually-transmitted or otherwise, that one contracts from hooking up with a skeeze.

2. A general classification for any unknown or unidentifiable STD.
1. Dude, i'm dying. I have no idea what's wrong with me.

Um, you probably got skeeze disease from that chick you were making out with at the bar last night.

2. I've got something weird going on down there. I think I may have caught skeeze disease. I'm headed to the free clinic this afternoon to get it checked out.
skeeze disease by ericarnett February 16, 2009

fresh skeeze

A tight, new, fresh haircut.
Damn bro, you got that fresh skeeze.
fresh skeeze by Natoli2121 March 15, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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