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Skeezy Skeeze 

The ultimate Skeeze-Master. This person has been honored with this title for good reason. Not just anyone can be named "Skeezy Skeeze".

This person holds all the qualities of someone who is Sleazy, Slutty, Sketchy and Skanky. Some other related adjectives include: Dusty, Greasy, Dirty, Rusty, Hoochie, Trashy, and Hilarious.

The "Skeezy Skeeze" in question can be male or female and will generally inhabit a plethora of STI's including but not limited to: 'The Clap', 'The Herps', 'The Drip', 'The Great Pretender', 'The Trick', 'The Bad Blood', 'The Germ', 'The Dozens', and 'The Trots'.
Person 1: "There's my favorite Skeezy Skeeze!"

Person 2: "You know that guy?"

Person 1: "Hell ya! That guy had more diseases than a gas station bathroom!"

Person 2: "No doubt he is the most inebriated person here!"
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skeeze bucket 

A cum dumpster. A individual who enjoys and is willing to swallow massive amounts of cum.
Damn Joe! that trick is a skeeze bucket
skeeze bucket by livingdead99 August 5, 2010

fat skeeze 

straight fat skeeze, who eats all your foods and leaves with empty wrappers and a full sink, i have no turkeys left after the fat skeeze was here, all i wanted was a sandwich, but the skeeze ate the loaf of bread.
paul: skeeze your fat shutup
fat skeeze: give me your burgers
paul: right your not tight
fat skeeze: can i have some gravy?
paul: can i have a handy?
paul: show me your flops
fat skeeze: give me some deep fried foods.
paul: shutup fat skeeze
fat skeeze by coysesandquayses November 2, 2010

Wheel some skeeze 

to (wheel) hook up or pick up a (skeeze) skanky , slutty or easy partner..
daniel: YOOo were gonnaWheel some skeeze tonigh!! ahah jokingg. only hot girls

Mikey: you should have seen him last night he wheeled some skeeze
Wheel some skeeze by jucied January 2, 2011

nugatory skeeze 

a skeeze who is trifling and dirty
see also: a down ass slut
"i heard your sister let chad give her a hot carl. bitch is a nugatory skeeze."

skeeze disease 

1. Any ailment, sexually-transmitted or otherwise, that one contracts from hooking up with a skeeze.

2. A general classification for any unknown or unidentifiable STD.
1. Dude, i'm dying. I have no idea what's wrong with me.

Um, you probably got skeeze disease from that chick you were making out with at the bar last night.

2. I've got something weird going on down there. I think I may have caught skeeze disease. I'm headed to the free clinic this afternoon to get it checked out.
skeeze disease by ericarnett February 16, 2009