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Sisto is the type of guy to break your heart unknowingly. Or, sometimes he will but you’ll never really know what he’s thinking or feeling. An overall great guy, very attractive and tall but will not hesitate to drop you and leave you. He’ll talk to you for a little, then end up finding someone better and ghosting you. Of course he’s a high school jock... he’s used to being hit on and taking advantage of girls beneath him.
Girl: Sisto said he was going to bed but stayed up talking to that bitch Bethany!
Girl 2: You should’ve known that he was a heartbreaker.
Sisto by iloveyouandyoursmile September 29, 2019
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The younger brother of former space pirate, Brak. Long ago he was Brak's second in command, helping him commit evil insidious acts, but radiation from a meteor shower had riddled them harmless. While Brak became retarded, Sisto became mute (though he tends to respond with to people with fart noises).

Though it is still uncertain what species Brak and Sisto actually are, their kind have been refered to as catmen on numerous occasions. Though the two are almost identical, Sisto is much shorter and wears a red uniform in contrast to Brak's blue uniform. Supposively, he was killed off in ep 18 when aliens beamed him up as their chosen food source.
Dad: "Do I smell the stink of Jealosy?"
Sisto: *farts*
~episode 4 War Next Door
Sisto by Autumn Rayne April 25, 2005

Di Sisto 

Someone who has big or massive ears
You have massive Di Sisto's
Di Sisto by Bigfella99 September 6, 2011

Plump Sister 

A woman who has put on a few pounds since the last time that a random 72 year old Uncle will say to Larry, the cousin twice removed, this kind of thing:
Uncle: "Golly! That's Suzanne? She has gotten to be a real Plump Sister since the last time I saw her."
Larry: "Must've been back in the Seventies. Before the kid. Kids. Who knows."

Uncle: "It was May 1979. When they got married...wow she just blimped out!" Larry: "Total butterball. Plump Sister, shame."
Plump Sister by MissPriss9 January 12, 2019

Sister X 

The sister with the most not-relative-siblings in Vietnam.
- Do you know sister X?
- Of course, she's the one with the most siblings in Vietnam.
Sister X by Bé Iu Của Chị X April 23, 2021

Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies 

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits
Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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