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Sisto is the type of guy to break your heart unknowingly. Or, sometimes he will but you’ll never really know what he’s thinking or feeling. An overall great guy, very attractive and tall but will not hesitate to drop you and leave you. He’ll talk to you for a little, then end up finding someone better and ghosting you. Of course he’s a high school jock... he’s used to being hit on and taking advantage of girls beneath him.
Girl: Sisto said he was going to bed but stayed up talking to that bitch Bethany!
Girl 2: You should’ve known that he was a heartbreaker.
Sisto by iloveyouandyoursmile September 29, 2019
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The younger brother of former space pirate, Brak. Long ago he was Brak's second in command, helping him commit evil insidious acts, but radiation from a meteor shower had riddled them harmless. While Brak became retarded, Sisto became mute (though he tends to respond with to people with fart noises).

Though it is still uncertain what species Brak and Sisto actually are, their kind have been refered to as catmen on numerous occasions. Though the two are almost identical, Sisto is much shorter and wears a red uniform in contrast to Brak's blue uniform. Supposively, he was killed off in ep 18 when aliens beamed him up as their chosen food source.
Dad: "Do I smell the stink of Jealosy?"
Sisto: *farts*
~episode 4 War Next Door
Sisto by Autumn Rayne April 25, 2005

Di Sisto 

Someone who has big or massive ears
You have massive Di Sisto's
Di Sisto by Bigfella99 September 6, 2011

Plump Sister 

A woman who has put on a few pounds since the last time that a random 72 year old Uncle will say to Larry, the cousin twice removed, this kind of thing:
Uncle: "Golly! That's Suzanne? She has gotten to be a real Plump Sister since the last time I saw her."
Larry: "Must've been back in the Seventies. Before the kid. Kids. Who knows."

Uncle: "It was May 1979. When they got married...wow she just blimped out!" Larry: "Total butterball. Plump Sister, shame."
Plump Sister by MissPriss9 January 12, 2019

Sister X 

The sister with the most not-relative-siblings in Vietnam.
- Do you know sister X?
- Of course, she's the one with the most siblings in Vietnam.
Sister X by Bé Iu Của Chị X April 23, 2021

Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies 

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits
Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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