Simon Montgomery

Someone who doesn't understand the definition of nicknames.

Im Simon Montgomery I don't understand shit about nicknames.

by BPaws March 3, 2016

gabby simon

A rude bitch

Gabby simon is a rude bitch

by Da baby 123582 March 21, 2022

simon platz

an idiot

Simon platz is an idiot!
Yes!

by b0bob April 5, 2017

simon tingey

Simon Tingey - that badass motherfucker who can take away all your strength, just using his little toe. Everyone should know a Simon Tingey. But BE WARNED - he will not hold back when it comes to criticism of your film choices or those films you have yet to see.

Side note: will never win at Superfight

Girl: hi what's your name?
Simon Tingey: Simon Tingey
Girl: cool

by Buddybeth January 17, 2017

Simon Cowell

Ugly fucking cunt I hate more than myself

PEOPLE I DONT REALLY LIKE
YOU
MYSELF
SIMON FUCKING COWELL
I REALLY SIMON COWELL
THE TWA-

by CLEOELI December 6, 2021

Simon Cowell

that guy

“look it’s simon cowell”
“i like that guy”
“ya”
*punches paper towels*

by it’s not too late but neverthe April 29, 2021

Simon Cowell

A Hot top. Secretly gay for David Walliams, one of the Bgt's judges.

Used when you're straight but gay for one person.

A: Wtf dude...are you Simon Cowell for him.
B: yeah kinda.

by Believe it or not 🙄 November 25, 2021