Shumgi 

A word created to fill awkward gaps in a conversation. Can be interpreted in several ways...use your imagination.

Skinny Person: Just get out okay, you're fat.
Fat Person: No I'm not
Skinny Person: uhhhh yeah you are bbz look in the mirror.
Fat Person who has no comeback: Shumgi

Shumgi by MowgliMonkey June 15, 2009

shungite 

Not to be confused with suge knight, Shungite is a two billion year old black mineraloid consisting of over 98% carbon. They have special properties like reducing effects of electromagnetic radiation waves.

Dr. Disrespect: I bought a whole bunch of shungite, put them around the la casa, little pyramids, stuff like that.

shungite by doctorDance May 26, 2020

shungite 

Japanese rocks that anti vaxxers, flat earthers and internet streamers with mustaches and red glasses think shields against 5G.

But anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that

shungite by Rozier May 26, 2020

shungite 

The rarest ore block in minecraft. Commonly needed in stacks of 64. The most precious resource found in the game, takes a long time to mine.

Damn, I saw forsen find shungite the last day in minecraft! It took him a while to mine and he needed at least 100 but it was worth it!

shungite by HakanaiRuby May 26, 2020

Shumming 

The act of a ejaculating at the precise moment when a man initiates his bowel movement. This is a very difficult task and should be attempted with great caution.

Dan: Hey dude, is it possible to have an orgasm while pooping?
Joe: I don't know, go try.
Dan: Would that be considered shumming?
Joe: Yes.

Shumming by Shummer February 11, 2012

Shulgin's Babies 

"Shulgin's babies" refers to any of the huge number of psychedelic hallucinagens described by Alexander Shulgin in his books PiHKAL and TiHKAL. It is most often, however, associated with those that he invented, especially the 2C line of phenethylamines (2C-B, 2C-E, 2C-T-21, etc).

"I dropped some of Shulgin's babies last night and the smoke detector started to melt and my chair was smiling at me."

Shulgin's Babies by bookkeep June 18, 2009

Shumi 

The friendliest girl you could ever hope to meet. She is one of the most modest friends you could have, and is always willing to provide advice when in times of need. Shumi is the type of person that will always support you and remain by your side no matter what happens. Even if you begin to get on her nerves, she'll remain calm and continue overwhelming you with endless acts of kindness that you know can never be repaid. Not only is she extremely intelligent, but she's always happy to enjoy a good game or competition and will unfailingly leave a smile on your face. However, you should always be careful while in her presence because she will constantly shower you with compliments and deliberately let you win games in order to make you feel better and brighten your day. She loves to tease you and make lame jokes, but that is what makes her unique: it is what makes her special. While Shumi is one of the brightest teachers you could encounter, she is certainly not afraid to have fun and make you laugh regardless of your surroundings. She may suffer from short-term memory loss, although the memories you two share together will never be forgotten as she is such an incredible individual, and her caring and considerate personality will leave a positive impact on your life. If you are ever fortunate enough to spend time with Shumi, cherish it and never take her for granted because she is one of few flowers in a world of weeds.

Do you know that girl, Shumi? She is the best!

Shumi by CooolBeeans July 1, 2018