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Shroomtoo 

A redish tatoo a girl gets after hitting them over and over in the same spot with ur penis,causing it to turn red in the shape of a mushroom.
I would love to give that chick a shroomtoo right on her ass.
Shroomtoo by zacklwwb December 2, 2007
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shroomzoom

An online video conference call when all participants have ingested Magic Mushrooms.
Our ShroomZoom was epic, Peter laughed his ass off and Jesse was hallucinating after ingesting 3 grams of mushrooms.
shroomzoom by TerrMan June 5, 2020

shroomdoob 

(Mike throws Frisbee to Zach)

(Zach drops Frisbee, loosing Ultimate Frisbee game)

Zach: Ahhh, Shroomdoob!!!

shroomdog thousandaire 

a person with a REMEDIAL bank account, an affinity for the outdoors and gets higher than most...
i would have went to the movies with kathy but, shroomdog thousandaire split a tab of acid with me and talked me into a hike..

Shoombool 

A funny name for Dick or Pussy; Usually used among children or teenagers
Your fly is open son, you don't want everyone to see your shoombool do you?!
Good night shoombooly!
Shoombool by Steve Burn October 13, 2009

Shroominoid 

Becoming extremely paranoid while under the affect of hallucinogenic mushshrooms.
Dude, lets dip its the boys! Calm the fuck down man thats a minivan your shroominoid.
Shroominoid by Sir Trips A Lot September 4, 2010

Shoombool 

1. Persian/Farsi word for child's dick.
2. Persian funny slang or rather polite substitute for dick.
I love the way your shoombool is hanging pal
Shoombool by BrainX October 24, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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