Shrenis 

When a male genitalia's shape is similar to that of a mushroom, due to the shaft being significantly thinner than the tip.

"So, did you see that picture of Josh? Dude's got a Shrenis!"

Shrenis by toastedsocks September 22, 2014

shrekism 

Shrekism is a religion revolving around the character in the 2001 animated film, called "Shrek". Its followers say things like: Cutting onions with my knife, Shrek is love Shrek is life. Shrekisim is praying to Shrek and hoping he will reward us with eternal life. Our greatest enemy is the Drek Lord Farquaad worshipers. They believe that Farquaad who tried to take Shreks wife is the true ruler. Big online battles rise on shrekchan.com about this topic, that is very sensitive to its followers.

Shrek Ogre Drek Ogrelord Onions Farquaad shrekism

shrekism by TheMightyOgrelord March 5, 2014

Shrenos 

Basically it is Shrek with the power of Thanos and the infinite Gauntlet, Ultimate meme. For you normies who have not seen the epic battle of Shaggy and Moto Moto against Shrenos, you are definitely missing out. Shrenos is an ultimate being and entity with a power greater than big chungus, but cannot quite reach Shaggys 5% power. Shrenos' infinite stones on his gauntlet are actually Shaggys old kidney stones. Shrenos uses his double light saber to absorb the power of his enemies mid fight. Shrenos is an unstoppable force if it were not for Shaggy. *Unknown Special Attack* "To be continued"

Shrenos: If it were not for the training of Matt from Wii Sports, I would not have achieved this level beyond GOD
Shaggy: Like, not bad Shrenos man , you made me use (insert voice crack) 5% of my power
Shrenos: Veronica took the kids. I don't know what child support is, but it sounds *EPIC*

Shrenos by KingtoaGod March 11, 2019

Shrekism 

The one and only superior religion where long ago a powerful being named shrek created the universe and about 4.3 billion years ago he created the earth but it was a giant swamp and the only life was plants and ogres and donkeys. eventually some of these ogres evolved to become what is now known as humans and the earth changed too causing swamps to be a lot less common then they used to. Some ogres stayed isolated and did not evolve. the last known ogres seen around 400 years ago but some theories suggest that they have a colony of ogres still thrive on slugs and eyeballs deep under swamps. This theory is highly supported since nobody has seen any evidence of ogre remains so they are likely hiding and waiting to return. Anybody who opposes this belief is a lord farquaad supporter and should be thrown in the lava that surrounds the dragons castle. There are many variations of shrekism but they all revolve around the belief that the all mighty shrek controls everything that exists. Some believe it is possible to summon shrek by tying a donkey to a tree in a swamp surrounded by onions and chanting “what are you doing in my swamp” over and over while playing All star by smash mouth from a CD player that was manufactured in 2001. Many people have tried this but nobody has succeeded in summoning shrek because the conditions have to be absolutely perfect and it is still very difficult.

It was very easy to convert my Christian friend into a shrekist because of how much more sense shrekism makes

Shrekism by Ur mom's shrek hentai April 21, 2019

sheenist 

One who follows the way of charlie sheen, he is always winning, drinks tiger blood instead of water and loves pornstars.,

When I walk out of my bed full of pornstars and my head hurts from all the crack, I walk to my fridge and drink some award WINNING tiger blood, I realized I'm a sheenist

sheenist by Danik Kosol March 30, 2011

Shrekisode 

To watch a video and/or episode of Shrek, the fictional creature that resigns in a swamp with his friend "Donkey"

"Dude, did you catch last nights Shrekisode?"

Shrekisode by John Tron Of Lawns July 2, 2014

Shenisha 

A beautiful girl with a humble heart that does not like to be disappointed and has a strong desire to please. Has many goals she would like to achieve and will not stop until she is successful. She is fun and likes to turn up and get faded with her 3 friends. She makes funny jokes. Rarely goes out to party and get drunk. You can catch her ass at home not depending on a man to get things done. She likes blunts and high grade ganja. She can whine like no other and listens to reggae and dance hall. She can get very upset if your cross her and will remember it forever. She is beautiful inside & out and is constantly trying to make the world a better place by advising world issues that require more attention. Doesn't like to wake up in the mornings but if it's for work she will always be there getting that cash. It may sound like a ghetto name but she is far from ghetto, more like independent and ambitious.

Yo I smoked a blunt with Shenisha yesterday

Shenisha looked so fineyesterday

If you are a fuckboy or waste man stay away from Shenisha.

Shenisha by Highliife April 6, 2017