Shremotions 

The shear euphoric feeling developed whilst shredding/slaying/slashing that delicious virgin snow. This emotion is typically felt after a big pow slash or a sexual method boosted off a gnarly cliff drop.

Man, I'm getting all caught up in these shremotions after that shred.

Shremotions by shredordie January 8, 2015

semotions 

The emotions that are contained within a male's semen. If a male engages in sexual intercourse with a female that he has feelings for before he is sure he likes her, his semotions are ejaculated from his being and he no longer cares for her.

"I really liked her but my semotions got the best of me and we had sex. I don't feel like seeing her anymore"

semotions by brickhousel February 20, 2015

shemotion 

noun| shee • mo • shun

The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.

Female A: “Becky, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that 40 year old guy over there is actually kinda cute.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”

shemotion by clevername July 19, 2018

semotions 

The emotions made in a male's semen and they can't hold back during inrecourse

Dam Bob, you got semotions!

semotions by swagger420turnup February 20, 2015

Shemotion 

The experience of female emotions by a male. Men experiencing shemotions tend to describe themselves as more sensitive and intuitive than normal. Other documented experiences include the ability to multi-task, increased cognitive functionality, and spontaneous, irrational crying.

Erik: Dude, seriously, just finish your work - we're all waiting on you.

Alistair: I'm just feeling a lot of pressure right now - and I wan't some sort of totally not-important final cut certification that can wait (cries)

Erik: Don't get all shemotional on me - save it until you get home and focus on the task at hand.

Alistair: You're totally right - that was spontaneous and irrational.

Erik: Friends?

Alistair: Friends!

(hug)

Shemotion by Harold Vlanderpunn January 20, 2011

shemotional 

When someone, particularly a woman, emotionally overreacts to a harmless situation

Guy: "Hey sorry I lost one of your hair bands"
Woman: "OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU MY LIFE IS HORRIBLE"
Guy: "Woah, you're getting a little shemotional there"

shemotional by Catastrophonomlom October 3, 2017