Show bitch 

Show bitch (or showbitching) is whereby an individual not only displays a showboating attitude, but also displays extremely whiny and feminine qualities in addition. Show bitches are incredibly annoying and often display behaviour such as humblebragging

Man, did you see how much of a show bitch Sebastien was on that conference call? The fucking guy only asks questions when the boss is on the line and showbitches non stop. Unfuckingbelievable

Show bitch by BalkanAvenger September 7, 2016

side show bitch 

someone who is never as good as their peirs, always in the way never the "leader" ushually is just...there

yo you dazed him like a side show bitch

side show bitch by giaraffe April 19, 2009

you wanna see some real speed bitch ill show you some real speed 

A person wanting to show some bitch's that they have some real speed

you wanna see some real speed bitch ill show you some real speed, NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you wanna see some real speed bitch ill show you some real speed by qwerty hub August 6, 2020

show me dem titties bitch 

"show me dem titties bitch" is what men yell at hot females with abnormally large breasts.

Matt Nay yelled "show me dem titties bitch" to JC and Amy

show me dem titties bitch by Matt Nay October 2, 2005

Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!

1. A phrase that seems to be funny at any occasion.
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".

1.
John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!

2.
Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?

Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK! by Welcometoparadise74 August 20, 2008

It's how I'm Livin Bitch 

Great comeback when someone questions your actions
Or just to to self congratulate

Mate she had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs!!
Answer with: It's how I'm Livin Bitch!!
Mate I smashed the back out of it, It's how I'm Livin Bitch!!

It's how I'm Livin Bitch by Bobbybigballs August 11, 2008

snowbitch 

the act of constantly complaining about snow

Quit being a snowbitch and have fun!

snowbitch by cad1988 February 26, 2011